Glossary

Like some of my favorite blogs, especially this and that,  I will periodically refer to professional players by their nicknames. Obviously, this is all meant in fun. 




Nickname Real Name
Allez Bitch, JuJu Justine Henin
Anci, NaturAna, Baby Elephant Ana Ivanovic
Aggie, ARad Agnieszka Radwanska
ARod Andy Roddick
Baby Hippo Dinara Safina
BG, Beej Brad Gilbert
Bepa cyrillic spelling of Vera; refers to Vera Zvonereva
BDeck Brooklyn Decker, not a tennis player but queen of all WAGs
Big Berd Tomas Berdych ... b/c he's tall
Blah, JB James Blake
Bozo Peter Bodo ... because he's such a bozo when he's stubborn
Burrito Michelle Larcher de Brito
Caro, Sunshine, Golden Retriever Caroline Wozniacki
CanWoz Aleksandra Wozniak
Cones Alize Cornet
CRod Carlos Rodriguez, Justine Henin's coach
Curls, Baby Safin Ernests Gulbis
Dani Daniela Hantuchova
Daveed David Ferrer
Delpo, Elf Juan Martin Del Potro
Djoker, Nole Novak Djokovic
Dr. Ivo Ivo Karlovic
Dulkbag Gisela Dulko
Drama Queen, JJ, JaJa Jelena Jankovic
El Jono Jon Wertheim
Fed, TMF, Maestro, Darth Federer, Federror, Greatest Shanker of All Time Roger Federer ... see this for a catalog
Flavs Flavia Pennetta
Gonzo Fernando Gonzalez
Headbanger, Misha Mikhail Youzhny ... first b/c of this
Head Samurai Sam Querrey
Hippo, Sex Gawd Marat Safin
JZ Jie Zheng
Kamikaze Maria Jose Sanchez Martinez b/c her serve and volley style and incessant use of dropshots is so crazy
Killer Darren Cahill as he rocks
Kleybs Alisa Kleybanova
Kohli Phillip Kohlschreiber
Le Monf Gael Monfils
LenaD Elena Dementieva
MaKiri Maria Kirilenko
Masha, Shrieka, Shaza Maria Sharapova
Momo Amelie Mauresmo
Mono Marion Bartoli ... after all she loves Roger Federer and insists that she had mono in early 2008
Mosquito Juan Carlos Ferrero
Muzz, Muzza, Muzzard Andy Murray
Nads Nadia Petrova
Nails Na Li
Nalby David Nalbandian
Nando Fernando Verdasco
Pico Juan Monaco
Playstation, Kolya Nikolay Davydenko
ReeRee Serena Williams
Reeshard Richard Gasquet
Rusty, Lawnmower Lleyton Hewitt
Sam, Superhero Samantha Stosur
Sev Severin Luthi, Swiss DC Captain and Federer's unofficial coach
The Sex Radek Stepanek b/c he gets the ladies despite being ugly
Sneki Snezana Jankovic, JJ's mom
Sod, Sodemort Robin Soderling
Splits, TennisMum, Champagne Kimmy Kim Clijsters
Sveta, Kuz Svetlana Kuznetsova
Tigs Stephen Tignor
Tree, Jizzy John Isner
Vee Venus Williams
Vezzy Elena Vesina
Vika Victoria Azarenka
Wawa Stanislas Wawrinka
Whoopie Yanina Wickmayer b/c her grunt is ...