Toast to tennis fandom

This is the first post by a tennis fan/wannabe. Why "forehandshanker"? because I shank a lot of forehands like my favorite player, Roger Federer. Only problem is that he shanks forehands that are coming at him with more pace and spin that I can only dream of ever hitting. I shank forehands that should have been easy putaways.

Federer has the ability to make grown men admit:



that he can cry like Roger but can't play like him.

At least I can dress like him, it's too bad I can't play like him.